10 Funny Fishing Jokes

10 Funny Fishing Jokes to Share with your Mates

Fishing is a BIG deal in Karumba. Whether you’re a seasoned angler or just starting out, there’s something about spending time on the water that just can’t be beat.

And let’s face it, a day out on the boat with a cold ones and your mates is always better when you’re sharing a few laughs.

That’s why we’ve put together a list of 10 funny fishing jokes that are sure to make you smile.

Yep, they’re corny as heck, but guaranteed to reel in a few laughs while you wait for those tight lines.

  1. Why did the fish go to school? To learn how to swim in straight A’s!
  2. Why did the fisherman put a bell on his fishing rod? To catch the early worm!
  3. Why was the fisherman always calm? Because he had a “reel”axing job!
  4. How do you catch a fish with a camera? Take a “selfie”!
  5. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
  6. How do you make a fisherman’s sandwich? You catch a fish, put it between two slices of bread, and add a little “bait”er!
  7. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
  8. Why did the fisherman bring a ladder to the lake? To reach the “bass”inet!
  9. What do you call a fish with two knees? A tunee-fish!
  10. Why do fish like to live in schools? Because they like “grade-A” company!

We hope you enjoyed our funny fishing jokes.

From the classic one-liners to the clever puns, these jokes are sure to make any angler smile.

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